Time to Win Some Swag!

11/25/2014 11:52:00 AM Unknown 0 Comments


Greetings, everybody!

How are you doing? Are my American friends excited for Thanksgiving on Thursday? I can't wait. My mom's already talking about the epic mashed potatoes she's going to serve. I swear I had a dream about them last night. They were dancing on the ceiling and wearing little sombreros, and they looked delicious.* This will not at all put me off my feed for Thursday's big meal, I assure you.

But enough talking about that when there are other, more important matters at hand! For example: happy one week anniversary to the e-book of SUPERHEROES ANONYMOUS, my very own debut novel. You had a good week, Supes, you really did. I only had about 15 people scream at me, which was great. But today marks something even MORE exciting:

TODAY IS THE RELEASE OF THE ACTUAL, PHYSICAL PAPERBACK. We hold our hats in our hands for the trees that died to bring you this paper relic of superhero-y awesomeness, of course, but I can't deny that receiving two copies of my very own book and holding them in my hands for the very first time made me want to cry.

Of course, then I put them right on top of my dog.

See? I wasn't kidding.
And now I have all these copies of my book just sitting around my house. I mean, I could sneak them into libraries and stuff but...what if I just...gave them away? To complete strangers who are probably really cool?

So that's right. I am giving away two free signed copies of SUPERHEROES ANONYMOUS. Two. Free. Signed. Copies.

But Lexie, you say, how can I get my hands on such a sweet, sweet deal such as that? Gentle reader, I have you covered! There are two different giveaways to participate in. First, we have the Tumblr giveaway! If you have a Tumblr, go here and either like or reblog this post. I'm giving away a copy of the paperback, as well as two download codes!

And if you don't have a Tumblr? I've totally got you covered! Presenting, ladies and gentlemen, a very strenuous and difficult survey absolutely brimming with SAT-type questions for you to fill out! Just kidding: it's one question, and not even a difficult one.

Want to win a copy of SUPERHEROES ANONYMOUS? Go here and tell me what your dream superpower will be. Both giveaways end on December 1st at 4:30 PM CST.

And if you don't want to leave it up to chance, you can pick up the book through Amazon/Amazon.co.uk, B&N, or direct from Harper Collins themselves.

Happy Tuesday, everybody!
Stay sexy!
- Lexie

PS - iF YOU LIKE FAIRYTALES AND HUMOR, YOU SHOULD ALL GO READ THE SECOND BOOK IN JACK HECKEL'S SERIES.

* I am totally writing this from a state of massive hunger.

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Please keep it PG. My mom reads this blog.